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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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Michael Jackson is so bad he could have been a Catholic priest.

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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson’s latest song?
A: “Don’t let your son go down on me.”

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Q: What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!

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Q: What does Michael Jackson think of when he sees a boy in a McDonald’s suit?
A: A happy meal.

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Q: Why are Michael Jackson’s pants so small?
A: Because they aren’t his!

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Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson’s toaster?
A: The bread goes in brown, and comes out white.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson yell when he fell off the boat?
A: Throw me the bouy!!

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If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That’s why it is 14 minutes long.

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Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a mail-order catalogue.

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